Top Valentine’s Day Gifts
Valentine’s Day. Is it really devoid of all romance? A well-milked corporate cash cow? A time to spend with all your single mates?
Or is it actually quite a nice excuse to show a little love?
In truth, it’s a confusing blend of all of the above (depending on what mood we’re in). All we know is – it shouldn’t be boring. So however you spend February the 14th, show a little imagination and do something exciting.
Here’s a round-up of our Top Valentine’s Day Gifts to set your mind wandering.
You don’t know what’s in it, they don’t know what’s in it, even we don’t know what’s in it (we do, it’s great). It’s your guilt-free Valentine’s silver bullet. Go on, live a little – if they don’t like it you can blame it on us.
Okay so it’s not exactly neon pink, but then who really wants to drink a beer that looks like Pepto Bismol? Abashiri Pink Beer is the refreshing romantic alternative to snobby craft ale and expensive Champagne.
Give this as a sadly ironic Valentine’s Day Gift or as a useful guide to those blessed in the trouser department.
Loving extracted from our puffy-eyed herd of free range ‘corns (unicorn farmer slang), this tasty gin is perfect for crafting a potent, mythical aphrodisiac.
As a cheaper and potentially more romantic alternative you could always try bottling your own tears?
Safety first. Especially when it comes to unplanned spillages. Apologies to all those who found this page by Googling “wine-flavoured condoms, extra small”
“Only an arsehole would buy someone chocolates for Valentine’s Day”
But what about a chocolate arsehole? What then?
Dark and mysterious, it’s like a delicate Hershey’s Kiss – only it’s an anus.
Say it with swearing, on a mug. Cute yet slightly aggressive.
Add a little fizz to your Valentine’s (or buy the non-fizzy ones). Either way, ditch the rip-off bubbly and pop open a jar of Prosecco Gummies.
He’s a grower alright, and one of the cutest things we’ve even seen. He will eventually outgrow his keyring palace and require a more adequate home – it’s the prickly Valentine’s Day gift that keeps on giving.
Send out some seriously mixed messages this Valentine’s Day.
Just look at that image. Now you know that Tweexy exists, it would be inhumane to allow your loved one to continue painting their knuckles on the train.