Top Valentine’s Day Gifts

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Valentine’s Day. Is it really devoid of all romance? A well-milked corporate cash cow? A time to spend with all your single mates?

Or is it actually quite a nice excuse to show a little love?

In truth, it’s a confusing blend of all of the above (depending on what mood we’re in). All we know is – it shouldn’t be boring. So however you spend February the 14th, show a little imagination and do something exciting.

Here’s a round-up of our Top Valentine’s Day Gifts to set your mind wandering.

 

Valentine’s Day Mystery Box

You don’t know what’s in it, they don’t know what’s in it, even we don’t know what’s in it (we do, it’s great). It’s your guilt-free Valentine’s silver bullet. Go on, live a little – if they don’t like it you can blame it on us.

Valentine's Day Mystery Box

Abashiri Pink Beer

Okay so it’s not exactly neon pink, but then who really wants to drink a beer that looks like Pepto Bismol? Abashiri Pink Beer is the refreshing romantic alternative to snobby craft ale and expensive Champagne.

Abashiri Pink Beer

How to Live with a Huge Penis

Give this as a sadly ironic Valentine’s Day Gift or as a useful guide to those blessed in the trouser department.

How to live with a huge penis

Unicorn Tears Gin V2

Loving extracted from our puffy-eyed herd of free range ‘corns (unicorn farmer slang), this tasty gin is perfect for crafting a potent, mythical aphrodisiac.

As a cheaper and potentially more romantic alternative you could always try bottling your own tears?

Unicorn Tears Gin

Wine Condoms

Safety first. Especially when it comes to unplanned spillages. Apologies to all those who found this page by Googling “wine-flavoured condoms, extra small”

Wine Condom

Chocolate Edible Anus

“Only an arsehole would buy someone chocolates for Valentine’s Day”

But what about a chocolate arsehole? What then?

Dark and mysterious, it’s like a delicate Hershey’s Kiss – only it’s an anus.

Chocolate Edible Anus

I Fucking Love You Mug

Say it with swearing, on a mug. Cute yet slightly aggressive. 

I Fucking Love You Mug

Prosecco Gummies

Add a little fizz to your Valentine’s (or buy the non-fizzy ones). Either way, ditch the rip-off bubbly and pop open a jar of Prosecco Gummies.

Prosecco Gummies

Pet Cactus Keyring

He’s a grower alright, and one of the cutest things we’ve even seen. He will eventually outgrow his keyring palace and require a more adequate home – it’s the prickly Valentine’s Day gift that keeps on giving.

Pet Cactus Keyring

Red Wedding Wine

Send out some seriously mixed messages this Valentine’s Day.

Red Wedding Wine

Tweexy

Just look at that image. Now you know that Tweexy exists, it would be inhumane to allow your loved one to continue painting their knuckles on the train.

Tweexy

 

Nothing take your fancy? Shop our full range Valentine’s Day Gifts.