We’ve created Phoenix Tears Spiced Rum

We’ve created Phoenix Tears Spiced Rum

Earlier this year we abducted Joaquin Phoenix and had him hog-tied in the basement. After months of deviant torture yielded not a single tear, we had to improvise.

But that’s another story.

This article is about Phoenix Tears Spiced Rum, our own alcoholic manifestation of this beautiful creature and all of it’s fabled powers. We’ve bottled up its sorrowful syrup to create a sweet mythical elixir with a shimmering opalescent finish.

One sip of Phoenix Tears and you’ll find yourself reborn with all of its confidence, beauty and grandeur (and in some rare cases, its glorious tail feathers).

Phoenix Tears Spiced Rum - Perfect Gift for Rum Lovers

The tears themselves are arguably too beautiful to drink – you could gaze into the bottle for hours. Just give it a shake and lose yourself as the glittery golden embers swirl through an endless cosmos of dark and mysterious rum.

Just like its predecessor, Unicorn Tears Gin, our closely-guarded extraction method will remain a mystery for now. Like chicken nuggets and Peperami – some production processes are best left to the imagination. Just know that the tears are mixed into a Caribbean Rum carrying aromas of brown sugar and dried fruit blended with natural cinnamon and ginger to give it a sweet and spicy flavour.

Phoenix Tears Spiced Rum - Perfect Gift for Rum Lovers

With Phoenix Tears Spiced Rum in the liquor cabinet your rum cocktails will never be the same again. It’s the missing mythical ingredient in a ‘Charred n’ Stormy’, an ‘Ember Libre’, or a ‘Cry Tai’. All semi-fictional. All very delicious.

How to make your own Charred n’ Stormy:

Ingredients: 50ml of Phoenix Tears Spiced Rum, Ginger beer, Ice, Lime

  1. Add a handful of ice to a glass
  2. Shake the bottle of Phoenix Tears Spiced Rum and stare deeply into the shimmering golden cosmos
  3. Snap out of it
  4. Pour 50ml of Phoenix Tears Spiced Rum into the glass
  5. Top up with Ginger beer
  6. Add a squeeze of lime
  7. Garnish with a slice of lime
  8. Savour this powerful cocktail

Presented in a hefty artisan bottle, Phoenix Tears Spiced Rum is a majestic spirit designed to put some fire in our bellies and infuse some much-needed magic into our stressful modern lives.

Our beautiful creation is available now. Buy Phoenix Tears Spiced Rum

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