Swiss Geek Army Knife doesn’t cut it

This outlandish pocket tool (and let’s face it - fictional) device might well include a lightsabre, some sort of ‘Hammer of Thor’ and (we think) He Man’s Power Sword [via Fashionably Geek].

But it still doesn’t ‘cut it’ (sorry) when put up against our own Giant Swiss Army Knife. In the words of the great Dundee himself; That’s not a knife, THAT’S a knife.

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