The best stocking fillers for Christmas 2016
When we talk about stocking fillers, do we actually mean candy canes, toy cars, a crap selection box, oranges and bits of coal in a naff red and white giant sock hanging over a raging fireplace?
No. We don’t. We’re not 9 years old.
When WE say stocking fillers, we mean cool smaller extra presents to build around the main Christmas gift. The type of cool oddity, gadget or lifestyle accessory that ends up stealing the entire day.
Obviously you can still stuff them in your stocking should you be so traditionally minded. No one is judging you here. Just don’t relegate them to the periphery on Christmas Day. Our selection demands respect.
Stocking fillers for him? Check. Stocking fillers for her? Check.
Let’s take a look at a small selection of our best gifts for your ‘stocking’ for Christmas 2016.
If you buy someone something as a stocking filler, they HAVE to use it. In front of you. It’s the law. This is an incredible legal loophole. Make someone look like this on Christmas Day…
Strategic gifting. They HAVE to share it with you if it’s a foodstuff. Again, that’s just the law. Also because it’s very much an acquired taste there’s a 50/50 chance they won’t even want it and you get the lot!!
Solar System Lollipops
Has a friend or family member ever wondered what Uranus tastes like? Now they can guess no more.
Crabs. The Clap. Herpes. These festive venereal diseases are often found in warm stockings.
Maybe You Touched Your Genitals
There’s no maybe about it.
Big Hug Mug
Matthew McConnougheyyy (can’t be bothered to check google) is lovely isn’t he.
Your stockings will end up laddered by this heaving mass of festive goodies. Congratulations. You’ve now taken a bit part of the Christmas experience and aced it. This is just the tip of the wintry iceberg. Check out the rest of our offering here