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"That's What You Call a Lion Sandwich"

That Friday Feeling

Courtesy of the Slow Loris. Just look at his little fists of joy. Happy weekends all round!

Mmm, Breakfasty.

Maybe it's all the Baconnaise we've been ogling lately, but this caught our eye: 10 eggs, 10 bacon, 10 sausage, 10 toast, 5 black puddings, tomatoes, beans and mushrooms. Sounds like your average breakfast, yes? For a whole year. (Or perhaps just a whole month. We're good at breakfasts here).

But no. This is the £10 breakfast served up in Westhoughton (that's Bolton, geography fans), at Mario's Cafe. 

 

So mind-boggling, it needs a tray. Mario says that if you can eat the whole thing in under 10 minutes (no beverages - drinking's cheating) then he'll give the lot to you for free.

The fact that this was found posted beside an advert yelling '1 tip of a flat belly!' just goes to show that this breakfast does not care. It's bigger than that. It contains around 5,000 calories. It laughs in the face of your flat belly tips. And your grammar too.

via Sharenator

Get Crafty with Mario

In our desperate attempt to find all things Mario, we have a new finding.

Turn that tatty old carpet into something everyone would like to step on. Find out more here.

If you have tried this at home and it's gone wrong... it's not our fault right!

Fancy an Andrew?

What's in a name?

Did you know that there are more single men out there named Andrew, than any other male name? That is, according to the fellas on dating website mysinglefriend.com.

Here at Firebox we can challenge this rather fascinating fact, as we have our own resident Andrew who is, indeed, in a happy relationship (sorry to get your hopes up, single ladies). So maybe Andrews actually do possess a special quality that has gone, as yet, unrecognized.

Mysinglefriend.com is calling on ladies to challenge their assumptions about men named Andrew by clicking on its "Random Andrew Generator" and finding one that tickles their fancy. So if you’re looking for a date, why not try it out? You never know, an Andrew may even work out better than those Steves, Bens, or even those seemingly super-exciting Scotts out there.