Gifts – Christmas on a budget
Gifts on a budget
Definition; Combining the art of giving amazing gifts, with the self-satisfying feeling of saving money.
The ideas of ‘gift buying on a budget’ and ’the most amazing, unique, coolest and unusual products around’ rarely crossover. But here at Firebox we’re not scared to combine those competing concepts into a tasty gift sandwich!
We’ve even made it easy for you by cramming them together in this blog post. You’re welcome Christmas!
Notes, recipes, messages, threats, puns, menus, lists, abuse, swears, reminders. These are a small selection of things the recipient of this house upgrade can look forward too.
Pablo the Pufferfish Nightlight
Look at that little orange face. Not the most popular in the fish world, thanks in no small part to that pathetic little gimp Nemo. But he’s still taken the lighting world by storm. With devilish good looks and a fluorescent glow, who wouldn’t be charmed by this little fella. Back in your anemone Nemo you ponce.
UNT, it feels like it’s missing something. C… offee, that’s it.
F*cking Strong Coffee
Perfect for someone who loves their java and swearing on the strong side. 💪☕
As the saying goes ‘STDs are for life not just for Christmas’. So if you’re itching to give someone that warm feeling inside, now’s your chance.
For the billionaire playboy out there the temptation to project the bat signal may prove too much but there’s plenty more this bad boy can do. This pre-assembled projector is also reet handy for sharing the latest and greatest click bait and ‘is that a fake!’ the internet has to offer.